Another year without the lads turning up
I am still down here at the Falklands Sewage Treatment Plant.
No Rob, no Daffy and no muthafucking Ryland. Only the cold embrace of a crisp cold Budweiser. I tried to dress up Minge and fungus (the STP cats) but they just scratched me. I asked Kayleigh to dress up but she slapped me....then Simon slapped me later. Probably deserved that one.
That being said Daffy makes a very convincing Rhino. Glad I am not green, it will clash with my Ginger Ed Sheran hair. I will dress up as him next year.
Keywords:
Budweiser,
Church of Daffy,
Falkland Islands,
halloween,
He drank Budweiser for your sins,
Kayleigh Henry,
Mikey
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