I have always liked to think of myself as Luke Skywalker.
So much so that I can remember dressing up and battling imaginary Stormtroopers and Darth Vader with my light saber, but those good times are unfortunately a distant memory (February 2019).
Daffy (my Obi-Wan Kenobi) is no longer physically present on the Falklands. Those muppets Han & Chewy (Rob and Ryland) have pissed off on some far flung adventure. Leaving me to tackle the deathstar (Sewage Pump Station Number 9) and Jabba all by myself. The bastards.
Anyway time to head of down to the Stanley to hang out with some of the hotties and have a cold slab of Budweiser.
